Ground Hog Day Missed

Deer Fwends of Great Reader, KIM Jong IL-

Mine friend (Joated) pointed out I had missed a wheelie important occasion in the Unifighted States...a holiday called Ground Dog's day. We, in Norf Korea, wishing for most things west (like food, reliable wockets, and 'specially a bailout) have begun barbecuing ground-hound in honor of this most auspicious of all Americran holidays! I got dibbs on the tail!

Great Reader
KIM Jong IL
D-DPRK