Answered Prayer Evan Pertile

Evan Pertile

Click HERE if you don't know Evan Pertile. He's a an Army strong soldier and a trooper if ever there was one, LOOONG time!!! His MRI came back clean! No cancer! He grew 3 inches in six months! No growth hormones needed! Evan's spine grew! This is all great news and proof that God does answer our prayers!


Meanwhile....somewhere near Bakersfield, North Korea (California) we find Old  Man Gene (not OMG) on an old Army issue field radio with an important call to God.

GENE: Lord Six Almighty, this is Gene 3 (Earnhardt's #) . How do you read me, over?

GOD: (thunder clap) Gene, I got your transmission "lima charlie hotel mike" (loud & clear, how me?), over.

GENE: Got you same-same, Lord. Sir, I just wanted to thank you LOOONG time, Father....I mean...what a great way to start out my Tuesday morning...what with the good report on Evan's progress and all.! Lord of All, you answered our prayers in a big way! Over... 

GOD: This is the Great I am to Gene...Evan has proved just that! That I, the Lord God Almighty, answer the prayers of soldiers. You copy? Over...

GENE:  Good copy, Lord. Father, do you even answer the prayers of heathen Marines, too?

GOD: Lord Six to Gene. The Great I am answers the prayers of all branches of the US Armed Forces. Over... 

GENE: Even the damn Navy, Lord?! Stoopid Squids!!! Oops...sorry Lord...I think Satan is jamming my frequency...over...

GOD: This is The Lord to Gene. The devil tends to do that. Still mad about those Army vs Navy games, huh Gene? Over...

GENE: Yeah, Lord...do you think you can hook us up with a good assault in the next Army-Navy game, Lord? Over.

GOD: Lord Six to Gene...as you well know...I don't work like that! But... be advised, I will be monitoring all of Evan's Army frequencies 24/7 and I am ALWAYS...repeat...ALWAYS on station! My blessings to you all. Lord Six Almighty, out. (thunder clap)
GENE: Thanks again, Father. I'll continue the mission praying for Evan and his family on my end. Gene, out.