I Love you Dr. Zaius!

I'm sure you know about the Simpson’s Planet of the Apes parody. Now smustryder has posted his live action cut on youtube. This thing is so dam funny. I haven’t laughed this hard since I heard about psychopathic diaper wearing astronauts. You’ll love it. I sure did! Ha ha ha…



Speaking of love and Dr. Zaius, you can ask the old, curmudgeon orangutan for advice about your love life at this site. You have to email him your questions. It is a riot to read. Check out this sample:

My boyfriend and I had sex in his car... and then the next day... he doesn't know if he's in love with me... what should I do?

Dr. Zaius Replies: Ha! This should not surprise you. Realize that no matter how much sex you give a male human, he will not love you. If you are concerned with using sex to keep this male for a long term relationsip, this will not happen, especially if you give him sex in the back seat of his car.

See what did I tell yeah.

-Swinebread