Movies That Should Never Be Made

Horrible movie ideas that should never be greenlit, but I still want to see them anyway.




Sexual Predator:

He came from another planet to hunt the most elusive prey: children.



Hippopotamus:

The most dangerous animal in Africa is not the lion, the snake, or the crocodile. The true King of the Jungle, the Hippo, deserves a place in celluloid trash.



Swiss Army Knife:

Step aside Hatchet. It's time to step up to a more complex camping tool. So many implements of death to choose from. Which boyscout wields the deadly contraption?



Superman's Weekend at Bernie's:

After accidentally knocking out Superman with Kryptonite, two friends party with an unconscious super hero all weekend.